A new, comprehensive, scientific study has just been released that proves that persons who sleep train their children and those who co-sleep with their children can both be equally good/loving/capable parents. In a shocking discovery, information has surfaced proving that every person has a unique set of circumstances that determine, on an individual basis, what…
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FOUND: A CURE FOR VAGINAL DRYNESS
“What surprised me most about this study was how surprised my male colleagues were with the findings,” claims Dr. Wright – the ‘whistle-blower’ who is being hailed by women the world over as The One Who Told Men Everywhere What We’ve Known Since The Beginning of Time. “My hypothesis was simple,” claims the sole female…
NEW DAD COMES DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HAVING A FIRM OPINION ABOUT SOMETHING
Saying he was surprised that such a serious hazard wasn’t well sign-posted and cordoned off by barbed wire and electrified fencing, area man Gerald Former came dangerously close to voicing a firm opinion today, while in the presence of his wife. “There I was, washing a mountain of dishes so I could get down to…
WHO WANTS TO BE A WORK-FROM-HOME MOM?! (A SATIRE)
Choosing whether to go back to work or stay home with the kids can be a tough choice for the modern mother. But who says you can’t have it all? All the guilt of being a “working mom” with all the frustration and exhaustion of being a “stay-at-home mom”! Become a work-at-home mom and see…
HOW TO BE A “COOL MOM” ON INSTAGRAM (since it’s nearly impossible in real life)
Being a mom is no easy job. It’s often dirty, usually unglamorous, and things rarely go according to plan… Except on Instagram, that is. There, you can be as shiny/clean/organized/wistful/ethereal/fashionable as you damn well please. As an Instagram curator (if you follow The Rebel Mama on Instagram, then you know I pride myself on compiling…