SLEEP TRAINING, BREASTFEEDING, AND MINDING YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS

A new, comprehensive, scientific study has just been released that proves that persons who sleep train their children and those who co-sleep with their children can both be equally good/loving/capable parents. In a shocking discovery, information has surfaced proving that every person has a unique set of circumstances that determine, on an individual basis, what…

SLEEP TRAINING BULLSHIT

BY: KRISTAN MARQUES This sleep schedule shit is ridiculous and Google is the devil.  There, I said it. I am sitting here, timing the length of nap #2, “the most important nap of the day” – supposedly.  How long should this nap be again? One site says 2.5 hours, another says 1.5 hours. But baby…

SECOND BABY, I LOVE YOU

I owe a lot to my first born child. Without him, there would be no “Rebel Mama”. I would never have known the simple joy of feeling tiny legs and arms moving about in my belly. I wouldn’t understand the satisfaction of discovering a true purpose in life – a reason to get my shit…

DON’T MESS WITH MY SLEEP

Let me start by saying that I friggin’ love sleep. I’m not someone who can survive on 4 hours a night and to be honest, I’m not convinced the people who claim they can get by on so few z’s are even telling the truth. Sleep, to me, equals sanity. I take that shit very…

UP ALL NIGHT: Mama Insomnia Debunked

Sleep trained your baby, and finding yourself slightly jealous of his epic sleep habits? Waking up tired AF, hitting a massive wall at 5pm, and staying up way past your bedtime? Putting your lil’ ones to bed with grand plans of following in their footsteps, only to be up ’til the wee hours of the…