1. I’ll put the laundry in the dryer before I go to bed.

2. I’m taking public transit today.

3. We really should do this more often.

4. I’m committed to yoga every morning… Starting tomorrow… Starting Saturday.

5. No more drinking this weekend.

6. No more bread ever.

7. As long as I’m home by midnight I’ll be fine tomorrow.

8. It’s his birthday so for sure ? I’ll give him a blowjob tonight.

9. I’ll just wear something I already own.

10. Let’s hookup this summer with the kids.

11. I’ll reapply sunscreen in an hour.

12. I’m only buying one thing at Shoppers.

13. Our kids will be different.

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Featured Image:

“Born in the USA”
Christy Turlington & Naomi Campbell
Photographed Arthur Elgort / Vogue US, 1992

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