REBEL MAMA RESUMÉ

OBJECTIVE: To keep everyone happy and fucking quiet SKILLS: Diplomacy. All of the diplomacy. FLUENT IN MULTIPLE LANGUAGES INCLUDING GRUMBLING & “NINJA ALIEN” LEVEL 10 MULTITASKING & PROBLEM SOLVING. HARD CORE EFFICIENCY. HIGH TOLERANCE FOR: EXCRUCIATING SCREAMS, PROLONGED TORTURE-LEVEL WHINING, AND SMALL-TOY INJURIES. Able to locate good wine (and a sativa pen) in a hurry….

HYGGE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE IN 2019

You can’t deny that this is an awkward time of the year – right after Christmas holidays have wrapped. The tree has been tossed to the curb, and your once very cozy house suddenly feels empty, cold and depressing as hell with no signs of reprieve ’til Spring. So what can you do (aside from…

FOOD FOR THOUGHT WITH ABBEY SHARP

Meet Abbey. She’s a member of the RM community and she’s just published her first cook book – WITH an 8 month old baby on her hip. NBD. In Mindful Glow, she’s set out to share beautiful, flavourful recipes that also happen to be really good for you.  The idea is that when you’re emotionally…

HOW TO GET FIVE GD MINUTES TO YOURSELF

Everyone with a young child has been in this scenario before: You’re unshowered and exhausted, in the middle of feeding your kid dinner (while simultaneously tackling endless loads of dishes and laundry), when your partner gets home and casually strolls right past you and into the bathroom. Seconds later, you hear the faint but distinct…

MAN FLU CLAIMS BILLIONTH BRAVE VICTIM

In a terrible milestone for a global scourge, Apocalyptical Male Influenza (commonly known as ‘man flu’) has officially claimed its 1 billionth brave victim. Of this year. This, despite the frantic efforts of the world’s best scientists to develop a cure for the debilitating ailment. The man who had the dubious distinction of becoming the…

A NOTE TO THE XMAS MAGIC MAKERS

As parents, we tend to overestimate our children’s depth of understanding. As a result, we spend a lot of time worrying (unnecessarily) about the minutia – especially during the holidays. Last Christmas, while procrastinating gift wrapping until the evening of December 24, I caught myself shoving the “From: Santa” wrapping paper deep down in the depths…